- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

France had one revolution

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