An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Anti Joke

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