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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

smell the vitamin C

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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