- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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