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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Dumbledore dies.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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