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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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