What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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