- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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