- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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