- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Justin beiber's penis

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

How high is the sky? True or False

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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