- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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