- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

world society

hextech crafting too opieop

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Your mom is so old she died

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Knock Knock.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What? Why?

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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