Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Anti Joke

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