Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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penis in the camel

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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