- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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