Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Read a Book.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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