Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

This is an anti- joke

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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