Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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