Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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