What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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