Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Nickelback.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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