- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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