why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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