- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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