- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

roses are red violets are indigo

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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