- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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