Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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