- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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