What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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