- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What? Why?

Your mom is so old she died

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

world society

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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