What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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