A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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