- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

lewis=cardiac

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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