Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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