Do the roar!

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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