What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Skinny people fart less.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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