Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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