Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops