- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

what's the difference between a duck?

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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