If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A house comes around the corner.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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