Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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you see theres this guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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The WPGA tour

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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