Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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