- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

poopy is poopy

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A lot eh?

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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