- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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