Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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I have a horse.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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