- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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