- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil is a reterd.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

womens rights.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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