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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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