- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

a blind man walks into a wall

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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