- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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