- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

get in the car.

So FDR walks into a bar.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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