In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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