DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Do the roar!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Anti Joke

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