knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

So these two girls have a cup .

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Anti Joke

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