Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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