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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

No it doesnt..

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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