- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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