- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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