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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

a blind man walks into a wall

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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