Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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