- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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