- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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