- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A lot eh?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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