why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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