A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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