How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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gingers

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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