A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Poop.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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