- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

a blind man walks into a wall

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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