- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Knock Knock No solicitors

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Three baby seals walk into a club...

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Penis.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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