- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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