What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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wenis

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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penis

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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