What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Male leadership.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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