- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

My spelling is horrible

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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